December 2009
“Goddam sonofabitch fucking shitmonkey.”
It’s like Light in that fanfic.
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For the time being, these two men—-our heroes, I suppose—-are sitting on their bunks and playing Twenty Questions. It’s Rusty’s turn to guess.
“Animal, vegetable, or mineral?” he asks.
“None of them,” Barbie replies.
“How can it be none of...
Today I watched The Boondock Saints. I liked it because the Boston equivalent of L was actually rooting for the Boston equivalent of Kira.
The centaur pulled a long face, which wasn’t difficult.
Haha, ‘cause he’s half horse.
Why did ABC Family play Hocus Pocus the day after Christmas?
So what's it like?
What kind is it?
Man, it’s 8:22. I felt like it was like five thirty.. I came into my room around 6:55 to start cleaning.. I haven’t left my computer yet..
Today, my mom and dad were in the kitchen talking. I walked in to hear my dad say, “I know, they’re stinky!” End of conversation.
I wonder if he secretly watched Lucky Star.
What's the skinny on tomorrow?
You well enough for us to come to your family’s Christmas Eve shindig?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5578798/1/Dont_Stop_Me_...
Mello didn’t know what it said on his birth certificate—which had presumably been incinerated with the rest of his Wammy’s file when they’d realized he wasn’t coming back—but he was pretty sure his middle name was “Badass.”
At any rate, it should have been.
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“What the fuck is that, Matt?” Mello demanded, standing a conservative distance away.
Matt skipped over and peeled the...
I’ve seen multiple crossover fics that combine Pepper Ann and The Outsiders.. WHY..? It’s WEEEYURD.
“I almost SLIPPED and FELL and BROKE MY NECK.”
“Oh, here’s the butter!”
I’m glad my mom cares so much about my uncle’s well-being.
Disney channel use to be so good.. now we have Hannah Montana… and JonASS brothers..
CLEVERRR.
If you haven’t read this b4, it’s a mostly Outsiders/some X-Men (someone has to save Johnny, rite?) Fanfic!
That makes perfect sense. Who but one of the X-Men could possibly save Johnny?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1116055/1/No_Safety_Zon...
They didn’t think he was a hood, just because he used to hang-out with Dallas Winston. The thought hit Ponyboy with a bang. Used to…Dally was gone now…And there was nothing Ponyboy could do about it.
USED TO?!?!
hellajordan:
I did not know that pirates wore eye patches to improve their night vision.
I did. There was a MythBusters episode about a gabillion years ago.
This is two-bit’s story. (btw his name is Marcus in this story. )
…Why?
I HAVE TO PEE!!!
AND GO TO BED!!!
BUT!!!
I’M LAZY!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1360470/10/Safety_in_Nu...
“Hi!” Soda said loudly. “What’s your name?”
“Johnny.”
“Johnny what?” Soda was banging his fork on his glass of milk.
“Johnny Cade.” Johnny replied softly.
Soda stopped banging his fork and looked at Johnny. “Johnny Cake? Your last name is Cake? That’s the best name in the world!” Soda yelled, before Johnny...
A black girl named Dede moves next door to Ponyboy. Her gay uncle liked Dally and she likes Ponyboy, but has to get rid of his girlfriend Cherry. Read to see the plan unfold.
Sometimes, I just don’t know where people get story ideas.
“Yeah,” another Soc jumped in. “Save some for the rest of us.”
“Jeez, guys don’t fight over me. There’s enough of ol’ Two-bit to go around for everyone.”
“There wont be much of any of you after were through.”
If Matsuda was jumped by a carful of Socs.
He surely love her alot but is Nessa habble to make him foget Sandy?
What the hell? Habble?
Because there is so much more to Johnny Cade than meets the eye.
But.. a Transformer wouldn’t’ve been beat by a measly church fire..
A realistic portrayl of Vegeta and Trunks and why he trained the boy.
A realistic portrayal of Dragon Ball Z characters. It just seems like an oxymoron.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5046279/34/A_Parents_Wo...
Two-Bit is trying to make him laugh. He’s joking and talking. Pony is just looking at his cast and pins. I feel sorry for him. Two-Bit frowns.
“Long face kid. I mean I know you’re name is Ponyboy but you don’t have to take it literally.”
Why the long face?
The lyrics of "Be Prepared:"
Meticulous planning (We’ll have food!) Tenacity spanning (Lots of food) Decades of denial (We repeat) Is simply why I’ll (Endless meat)
I never noticed what the hyenas were singing in the background, the fatties.
I will never stop being amused by Donny Osmond on...
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING HIT WITH YOUR...
)’:<
Same story.
But since I was going on a date, my first real date, I decided to dress up for the occasion…kinda.
I borrowed a dark pair of blue jeans from Soda. And a clean white tee shirt, which is usually hard to come by in our house.
I had greased my back. I would love to say that I shaved, but I have yet to grow facial hair.
What the fuck? He greased his back??
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This is a fairly dumb story. Oh...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4392120/3/Clockwork_Tulsa
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She was the same kind of beautiful that Soda was. If this was movie, or some type of fictional romance novel, She’d be the smart, shy, kind rich girl, who’d fall for Sodapop, the hoodlum with the heart of gold. Except she wasn’t shy or kind. She was a total bitch and dumb as a post. I wouldn’t be surprised if...
"Fat Pony" chapter four:
Last chapter!
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I was walking down the street, trying to avoid Darry. He was mad he had needed to knock down two walls in the house in order to get me out of the house. While I was trapped in the kitchen, I had eaten so much that I had gained enough weight that I couldn’t fit back out the doors. Once they broke down part of the wall, they’d had to hook a chain around me and pull me out,...
"Fat Pony" chapter three:
“Ponyboy?” I heard Darry’s voice come into the house from my position on the floor of the kitchen. “Where are you, Pony?” he asked, and I tried to answer but my mouth was full of Jello so I couldn’t speak. I think I couldn’t speak because I was full of food from my stomach to my mouth, but I’m not sure. Finally, I managed to swallow and answered, “In here!”
Darry came rushing into the room,...
"Fat Pony" chapter two:
I heard some people running up behind me and I almost threw up. The thought of physical exertion makes me sicker than when I tried to eat rubber because I was hungry but I’d already eaten everything in the house. I would have eaten it, too, but it was a hot day and it nearly burnt my mouth.
“Are you alright, Ponyboy?” I heard Darry ask me.
“I’m huuuuungry,” I moaned.
“Well, you can eat once we...
"Fat Pony" chapter one:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3159305/1/Fat_Pony
As I stepped out of the movie house into the bright sunlight, I had only two things on my mind: Getting dinner and not breaking the floorboards. I didn’t have enough money to pay for them if I broke them, but I doubt the owners of the movie house would confront me about it anyways. They’re scared of my 6242lbs of pure muscle, and I have...
Simon is a sexy guy.
“A shy, somewhat clumsy, 11 1/2 year old daydreamer with a good heart and talent for art and love of writing and music (specifically his favorite band “The Beets”).”
Oh my God, Doug is eleven and a half?
I'm swell.
I appreciate the bow you’ve given me because it reminds me of Airi’s in Rottara.
hi jordan