March 2012
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This is why Zuko will be the next fire lord. →
He looked stubborn in the way that usually meant ‘no, John, I will not agree to keep my cock rings somewhere out of sight.’
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wheroxley:
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are you a drumset because i want to beat the shit out of you
i hope you tell this to your roommate some time
in that deadpan way of yours
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“Did you want to come?” Sherlock asked, pausing for a moment as he headed for the door.
“No, thanks,” said John. “I’m good for anal beads, I think. I’m going to make tea.”
Sherlock looked for a brief moment as if he was never going to understand the ludicrousness of John’s priorities.
BSsay
imadetomorrowhappen:
I finally got around to doing my transfer essay thing for UMD
and I thought it had to be at least 300 words, so I put together a 316 word masterpiece (spoilers: it isn’t a masterpiece)
but apparently what it actually said was “no more than 300 words,” so now I have to get rid of 16 words, and even though I had to put in a bunch of unnecessary junk to stretch it past 300, I...
swissreverie asked: MEGAN WUT
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dirk-strudle reblogged your post: Sherlock looked up long enough to glare at him. …
does that make john a sexy nurse/doctor or
he’s already a sexy doctor
Sherlock looked up long enough to glare at him. “I am not a ‘sex guru’,” he said. “I am a seduction consultant. The only one in the world.”
with his website the art of seduction
this is fabulous
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Anyone else enjoy saying their japanese homework...
icantgetthecapoffsoi:
like octopimps girl that does nepeta.
oh yes
all the time
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February 2012
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andcatgirlsandcatgirlsandcatgirl liked your post: father laughed at me, left, conferred with mother…
GO
SHOWER
you are going to be late
especially because tell your parent to drive carefully because it’s snowing especially if it’s your dad ):<
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father laughed at me, left, conferred with mother in the kitchen, both burst into laughter, mother came into room, opened her mouth, started laughing again, waved “o u” at me, left laughing
i didn’t
do anything
)’:
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pfefferi:
im teaching my dog to play tabletop role playing games
his alignment is chaotic neutered
pfefferi:
looks at homework
snickers
snickers raise into a laugh that is extended for just long enough to be uncomfortable. laughter gives way to howls, cackles. everyone in earshot is concerned as to the cause of this cacophony. the police are called. anything to silence this deafening sound. screeches of inhuman laughter can be heard echoing out the neighbourhood striking a primal fear into...
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breastocean asked: aaiimmm
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Watchthefreshprinceoftennis:
waves-of-pure-emotion:
keepcalmandmosh:
YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS
I just watched it 20 times omg.
FUCK
that was unexpected
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Swans cannot roll their eyes. This, Sherlock thought, was one of life’s greatest injustices.
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